August 2012: BLAKE NYMAN

If you find yourself trapped in your car during a blizzard with only one other person to strip down with and use skin-to-skin contact to keep warm, you better pray that person is Blake Nyman. This freeskiing he-man is a fan of free love, so roll down the windows because your goggles are gonna get foggy!

If you do get trapped in a ’97 Bronco with Blake, don’t worry – he’ll keep your pulse racing and face flush. And, there’s no need for a distress signal because he knows how to make you flare. As a professional skier, Blake has plenty of experience bracing the elements. If there’s no rescue effort in sight, don’t fret – he’ll plow you out.


August 10, 2012. Tags: , , . 2012, Uncategorized. 1 comment.


There’s an upside to dating the troubled bad boy. Yes, he’s moody, angry, and oh so misunderstood, but he’s gotta channel those raw emotions. Every bad boy needs something, or someone, to help him unwind. Think you can be his release?

Front man for the Gaslight Anthem, Brian Fallon, is one such troubled soul.  And, lucky for you he’s ready to blow off some steam. It’s a win-win situation. He gets to unleash pent-up aggression and rage while you drink in his sultry prowess.

When watching him peacock across the stage, be sure to stand your ground because groupies fill the audience. And forget trying to decipher the lyrics because his native tongue is purely carnal.

So, make your way to the front row and let Brain bare more than just his soul.

June 6, 2012. Tags: , , , , . 2012. Leave a comment.


Every girl fantasizes about playing a few rounds with a swinger. Well, Rickie Fowler, is one swinger who can drive it to the hole. At only 23, this wild child is golf’s best redeeming quality. But scoring a hunk like this isn’t easy.

What’s your best bet to reach the back nine with Rickie? Caddy for him. His skilled game eliminates most of the work for you. Don’t bother offering tips, Rickie has perfect form — hips always squared, precise angle of approach, and flawless follow-through. All you have to do is wash his balls and admire that natural tan. Once you’re near the green, observe his ten-finger grip as he finds the sweet-spot and sink!

Get more Rickie here.

May 20, 2012. Tags: , , , , . 2012, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

April 2012: BEN COHEN

Tackle me to the ground and give me grass stains! Now before you call timeout to work on your stamina know that there’s more to this Great Britt than meets the eye. Ben Cohen used to tumble on the field playing professional ruby in England and France, but now Ben faces different opponents.

Last May he retired to create The Ben Cohen StandUp Foundation which works to end bullying and homophobia in school sports. Not to mention, he received the MBE (Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) for his anti-bulling and LGBT advocacy. So next time you witness someone being teased, honor Ben and stand up for them. Maybe he’ll return the favor with a little unsportsmanlike conduct.

April 3, 2012. Tags: , , , , , . 2012. Leave a comment.